Saturday, September 6, 2008

END OF THE WORLD

Well people do whatever you have always wanted to do in your lives..cos breaking news.....10 september is 'qayamat ka budhwaar' ,'dharti ka vinaash'... tsunamis, earthquakes ,lava flowing on the earth.All the natural disasters shall be released at once for the poor earth to bear because of the LHC developed by the fools at CERN. This is what i just saw at 'NEWS 24' another of the seemingly infinite news channels that have hit the television screens these days....

The telecast was just amazing...amazing pictures of volcano eruptions, rainstorms, avalanches all because of the damn particle accelerator.amazing headlines like 'khatam ho jayegi duniya?, 'kya taiyaar ho gayi hai pralay machine?' And undoubtedly the best, greatest claim of the telecast... the god damn machine will create a BLACKHOLE out of the blue which will engulf................... hold ur breath.. not only the earth but the moon, the other planets and even our poor sun and the other stars... Mankind surely has a looooooooooot of power.. just look at what a few scientists can do...ALIENS BEWARE.....

There was a time when i would get really annoyed by these 24 hr news channels but seriously stuff like this and the things you get to see on India Tv, Aaj Tak are pure delight.. No episode of the greatest sitcoms can even come close to matching their humour.... So i know what i will be doing before the world ends.. catch up some more on these brilliant news clips...And mayb post a blog on tennis (Sparky has been asking that for a long time) You decide cos this year 9/11 may not even exist for the earth :P